Random items from Week 12

“There’s Jesus, there’s girls, and there’s Marcus Mariota.” —12-year-old Charlie Pape, following the Ducks’ 44-10 win over Colorado, explaining to Oregon coach Mark Helfrich where Mariota’s future stands in the conversational hierarchy of students at O’Hara Catholic. (Thanks to Matt Hinton at Grantland for the quote!)

WISH I COULD TELL YOU WHERE THESE TWO QUOTES CAME FROM...just know that they're not ours, alas!...

"I call him "the Geno Atkins diet" because once he gets a little bit of bread, he's worthless."
- about NY Jets QB Geno Smith...
"RG3-8 is about to end his career as a sub, instead of just being a spokesman for one."
- about Robert Griffin III in D.C....

And we agree wholeheartedly with Holly Anderson - we LOVE the home v. home jersey tradition that UCLA and USC started last year! Last year, at the Colosseum, UCLA insisted on wearing its home blues, despite being the road team. They were assessed a time out penalty for the infraction; USC then called a time out before its very first play to "level the playing field", if you'll pardon the expression. If the NCAA didn't wisen up this year, I'm sure USC and UCLA played the same infraction game this year, with the roles reversed, and we're sure glad they did: this is such a cool tradition! Remember, for decades, the two schools shared the Colosseum, so they really were both home teams. With UCLA playing in the Rose Bowl these days, it's great to see nostalgia reign!



PS - d'you know how big Los Angeles is? USC and UCLA are both in LA, twelve miles apart...which means they're farther apart than North Carolina and Duke, who played Thursday night - their campuses are only separated by eight miles.