You want chaos? Pat Forde'll show you chaos!

Copied straight from today's "Forde-Yard Dash" column: the method for a five way tie in the vaunted SEC West. He also details the situations in the Big Ten, the old Big East, the ACC and Mountain West; and then revisits twelve of the most devastating plays in CFB history (after the way that Treadwell broke his leg in losing the ball and the touchdown and the game for Ole Miss Saturday).

FIVE-WAY TIE IN THE SEC WEST? DARE TO DREAM

As an avowed sower of discord and champion of chaos, here is exactly what The Dash wants to see happen over the next four weeks:

LSU (7) wins out. The Tigers would finish 10-2 overall, 6-2 in the SEC, with victories over Alabama and Ole Miss and losses to Auburn and Mississippi State.

Alabama (8) loses Saturday in Baton Rouge, then wins out to finish 10-2 overall, 6-2 in the SEC. The Crimson Tide would have wins over Mississippi State and Auburn, and losses to Mississippi and LSU.

Auburn (9) defeats Georgia on Nov. 15, but loses to Alabama in the Iron Bowl to finish 10-2 overall, 6-2 in the SEC. The Tigers would have wins over LSU and Ole Miss, and losses to Mississippi State and Alabama.

Mississippi (10) regroups from the disastrous ending Saturday night to win out and finish 10-2 overall, 6-2 in the SEC. The Rebels would have wins over Alabama and Mississippi State, and losses to LSU and Auburn.

Mississippi State (11) finally falls, losing on the road to Alabama on Nov. 15 and in the Egg Bowl on Nov. 29, finishing 10-2 overall, 6-2 in the SEC. The Bulldogs would have wins over LSU and Auburn, and losses to Alabama and Ole Miss.

And there you’d have it: five teams with identical records, and all with 2-2 marks against each other. No massive upsets required the rest of the way, just a lot of teams defending home field. Let the SEC have fun with that tiebreaker.

By The Dash’s reading of the league’s guidelines, it could come down to the seventh tiebreaker: conference winning percentage of non-divisional opponents. As it stands today, these are your numbers there: Auburn 6-7 (Georgia and South Carolina); LSU 5-7 (Florida and Kentucky); Alabama 4-7 (Florida and Tennessee); Mississippi State 2-9 (Kentucky and Vanderbilt); Mississippi 1-9 (Tennessee and Vanderbilt).

If it somehow gets to the eighth tiebreaker? That’s a coin flip. And if it comes to that, the South may not survive.

Here’s what else might not survive: If the league has a two-loss champion, does it get a playoff bid?