Sunday, November 30, 2014

An interesting decision by Nebraska...UPDATED

The University of Nebraska has announced that they're going to do it again.

A decade ago, they fired Frank Solich for the heinous crime of not being Tom Osbourne. 
Solich won nine games a year, but because it was NEBRASKA! and they weren't winning national championships, UN figured they could do better.

They were wrong.

Suffering through a pair of coaches where .500 was an accomplishment, they finally got to Bo Pellini, a Nebraska man through and through, who went 67-27 over the seven years of his tenure as head man.

Today, he is no longer Nebraska's head man.

Saying they needed to move in a new direction, AD Shawn Eichorst relieved Pellini of his duties this morning, to the universal Twitter dismay of his players as well as his "alter ego", @FauxPellini (it's a fascinating statement about media that FauxPellini has more followers than the real Bo does!):


LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT YOU ARE PAYING ME NOT TO LIVE IN LINCOLN NEBRASKA AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE SAD
CAN I GO BACK INTO THE STADIUM AND SAY GOODBYE ONE LAST TIME ALSO WHERE IS MY BLOWTORCH

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