Showing posts with label weasel coaches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weasel coaches. Show all posts

Monday, June 1, 2015

Are you kidding me, Alabama Board of Ed?

Reversing its winter decision, the Alabama Board of Education has decided (doubtless because of immense negative public reaction) to reinstate football at Alabama-Birmingham. Now. After many players have transferred...after it's too late to start the program up in time for the 2015 season...after giving the state higher education system a good-ol'-boy black eye the size of a football that won't go away any time soon. 

The backtracking in this article alone is unbelievable; one can only imagine what actually went on behind the scenes... This may not exactly be "weasel coaches", like the tag implies, but it sure is a weasel school board!

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. -- UAB will play football in in 2016, reversing an earlier decision to drop the program.
The decision, announced Monday by university president Ray Watts, comes after an overwhelming public outcry, a strong showing of monetary support and a new school-commissioned study examining the financial ramifications of supporting the three dropped programs.
On Dec. 2, Watts announced that he would disband the football, rifle and women's bowling teams after a report from CarrSports Consulting found that UAB athletic expenses would grow to $38.5 million by 2019 while revenue would increase by less than $1 million. At the time, the university, which said it subsidizes roughly two-thirds of the athletic department's operating budget, said the difference over the next five years would be an extra $49 million with football, including a projected $22 million needed for football facilities and upgrades.
UAB became the first major college football program to shut down since Pacific did so in 1995. It came on the heels of the program's best record in a decade (6-6) under first-year coach Bill Clark and the team's first taste of bowl eligibility since 2004. Despite a prolonged struggle to gain fan support in a state dominated by Auburn and Alabama football, UAB doubled its average attendance in 2014 to more than 21,000 per game.
But a second report released last month from College Sports Solutions, commissioned by UAB, came to the conclusion that reinstating the three programs and continuing on without them were both "viable options." The report said the school would operate on an annual $3.165 million deficit if it brought back the programs, but noted that a return would "foster much goodwill and stimulate a substantial amount of spiritual and financial support from alumni, donors, ticket holders, friends, students, faculty and the community" in addition to "positive national attention to the University."
Justin Craft, a former UAB football player and chair of the UAB Athletics Assessment Task Force, said more than $27 million had been raised to make up for the deficit, including a $7.5 million gift contingent on UAB building a stadium on campus. In all, he said the word of mouth fundraising brought in more than 600 pledges.
"The city has rallied around the program," Craft told ESPN.com on Sunday night, before a decision was reached by UAB. "It has truly become Birmingham's team. The first step is the support, but the second step is to invest."
The Birmingham City Council announced it would make a $2.5 million pledge ($500,000 per year for five years) and the UAB Undergraduate Student Government Association would make a $550,000 pledge if the school brought the football, women's bowling and rifle programs back.
Fielding a football team in 2015 is improbable, according to Craft, who said the goal will be to return to action in 2016. Craft said that Clark has expressed an interest in remaining the head coach, but only if it's "done the right way."
Since the news of UAB football's shutdown, several players have transferred. Wideout Jamari Staples landed at Louisville, linebacker Jake Ganus went to Georgia and offensive lineman Victor Salako enrolled at Oklahoma State, among others.
Conference USA bylaws mandate that its member schools have an FBS-level football program. Without one, UAB would be kicked out of the conference in 2016, losing a reported $2 million per year.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

The definition of weasel.

When Doug Marrone left the Buffalo Bills head coaching job last week, I thought it was entirely the money. (The greatest coaching contract in NFL history paid Marrone four million dollars duty free if he left after an ownership change, and he can still take any other job AND get paid for that job, too.)

Nope.

It's the mark of a true weasel coach. And here's how I know:

On Monday, December 29, Buffalo quarterback Kyle Orton, at a spot in his career when he might retire any year now, decided he would retire. Head coach Doug Marrone was personally and publicly offended that Orton would quit without telling anybody in advance.

On Wednesday, December 31, head coach Doug Marrone quit without telling anybody in advance.

Ohhhhhh. Now I get it. I thought he was just a bad coach.

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Weasel coach watch..."What he said."

This Sports Illustrated article about Bret Bielema possibly taking the Nebraska job two years after moving out of the Big Ten to play with "the big boys" in the SEC (where he's 9-15 in two years)....yeah, Ms. Graham-W is as right as always.

Weasel.

Following Football follows TMQ's immutable law of Weasel Coaches: If you hire someone who's in it only for himself, you get someone who's in it only for himself. If you hire a Bobby Petrino, a Lane Kiffin, or any other coach who's willing to sneak around behind the back of his current job to talk with you about yours?...Don't be surprised when he stabs you in the back in a couple of years, too. It's no different than having an affair...the first thing you learn about a woman/man who will cheat or lie to be with you is that they're a cheater or a liar. Great way to start a relationship. 

And it's no different when hiring coaches.