Wednesday, September 16, 2015

PROPHECIES in PHOOTBALL for the 3rd Week of September, 2015



Sorry, folks - no UPS AND DOWNS this week, it seems. The blogmeister was pretty DOWN himself, and it took what strength he had to get these out there for you on time! So, HERE GOES!

Here are our prognostications for the 3rd Week in September, 2015, straight from the  Following Football hotel room in downtown Dubai, overlooking the Palm Islands...

CFL) Calgary at home over the BC Lions, 39-24; and 8-3 Hamilton over 7-4 Edmonton at home, 34-26.
The other two are toss-ups, but we’ll take Montreal at home over Winnipeg, 30-20, and give home team Saskatchewan the edge over 6-4 Ottawa (holding our breath!) 23-21.

Current record: 27-21 overall; 25-21-2 against the spread.

AFL) We’re into the second week of finals now; six teams left, with the two West Australia teams home resting and awaiting the winners this week to come to Perth next weekend. This week, though, we expect Hawthorn to hold out against Adelaide and for poor crippled Sydney to find a way against North Melbourne through their experience and home field and sheer class. Hawthorn’s favored by 21, Sydney by 10 – if we’re betting, we would only bet the victor and not the spread. If as a Following Football expert, we’re required to bet the spread? Hmmm…. We’ll go Hawthorn more than 21 and Sydney less than 10. (But to be frank, it might be more interesting to see Adelaide and/or the Kangas go through instead! They’re both great stories!)  [Current record - 146-55 overall; 118-83 against the spread.]

NFL) Here are our suggestions for the second week of season 2015…
Denver (+3) to win against Kansas City. D’s O has to improve.
New England (-0.5) to win and cover against Buffalo, despite the FF ratings forecast!
Carolina (-3.5) to win and cover against Houston, unless the QB situation improves in Texas.
Arizona (-2) to win, cover, and annihilate Chicago.
Cincinnati (-3) over San Diego, but flipping a coin is more reliable here: very uncertain.
Tennessee (-0.5) winning at Cleveland; half faith in Mariota, half antifaith in the Browns.
Taking Minnesota (+3) at home vs. Detroit. All my numbers have this basically pick’m.
Tampa Bay (-10.5) to cover against New Orleans.
Atlanta (+2) winning at the Giants. New Jersey used up its luck last week.
Going against our own system: Pittsburgh (-5.5) over the 49ers.
St. Louis (-3.5) to win and cover against the dumpster fire in Washington.
Miami (-6.5) to win against Jacksonville, and crossing fingers to say they cover as well.
Baltimore (-6.5) will win at Oakland, and should cover as well, but the Raiders will improve.
Dallas (+5.5) to cover but lose to Philadelphia – without Dez, running game has to dominate.
Green Bay (-3.5) to win and cover against Seattle. At home.
Indianapolis (-7) has to be better than last week, right? Win and cover against the Jets.
Current record sucks. 7-9 against the spread, 8-8 straight up. GOT to do better this week or resign as your prophet!

NCAA) Our record here is a little better:131-24 overall; 83-72 against the spread. As we get more data from games throughout the season, we tend to improve as the season wears on. (We hope!) Remember, as always, all spreads come from Tuesday’s Vegas line for FBS/FBS games, and the Sagarin point spread if an FCS team is involved (because Vegas doesn’t take bets on those games).

The interesting games this weekend, in our opinion…
Clemson (-6.5) wins and covers against Louisville. (Tiers 1 v 3 imply a 13 point win)
Florida St (-7.5) wins against BC, and covers because the Eagles played a tier 11 and a 10 to prepare…
Notre Dame (+2.5) wins outright at home v Georgia Tech. (Even with a new QB…)
Miami-FL (-3.5) wins and covers against Nebraska. (Beginning to think Riley’s a .500 coach…)
Duke (-3.5) wins and covers against Northwestern.
Virginia (-24.5) cannot cover against William & Mary…and might not even win…
Iowa (-5.5) gives Coach Ferentz another week of life by covering against Pitt.
Penn St (-10) hosts Rutgers…wins and probably covers(Hear the confidence in our voice?)
Western Kentucky (+1) upsets Indiana. (we have a three tier gap in WKU’s favor!)
Virginia Tech (-6) wins and covers against Purdue.
Illinois (+9.5) upsets North Carolina.
California (-6.5) wins but Texas stays close.
San Jose St (+7.5) upsets Oregon St.
USC (-10) wins and covers v Stanford.
Washington (-5.5) wins and covers easily against Utah St.
Colorado St (+4) upsets Colorado.
UCLA (-17) defeats BYU but does not cover.
Utah (-13) wins and covers against Fresno St. (Tiers 2 v 7? Should be 25 points…)
Kentucky (+3) upsets Florida in Lexington.
Georgia (-16.5) wins, covers, and slaughters South Carolina.
Alabama (-7) defeats Ole Miss but doesn’t cover.
LSU (-6.5) defeats Auburn but also doesn’t cover. Good games in the SEC Saturday!
Miami of Ohio (+19.5) covers against Cincinnati but loses.
Navy (-3.5) over East Carolina, and over the spread, too.
Temple (-10.5) wins and covers against U Mass.
South Florida covers against Maryland, but we think MD can hold on…
Memphis wins and covers at Bowling Green, as much as we like BGSU this year…
Rice wins and covers at North Texas.
Southern Miss (+3) upsets Texas St.
UTEP (-2.5) wins and covers at New Mexico St.
Central Michigan (+7) covers only at Syracuse, who should win.
Eastern Michigan (+6.5) not only beats the spread (can’t believe I’m saying this) but defeats Ball St!
Toledo (-7.5) wins and covers against Iowa St.
Wake Forest (-5.5) will win and cover over the Army-West Point Cadets.
Arkansas (-12) wins against Texas Tech, but we’re hedging that the Red Raiders will cover.
FCS Wofford (-5) goes to Moscow and beats Idaho by a TD or more,
…and, in the battle of Idaho’s two best teams, Boise St (-38) wins easily against Idaho St.

The other FBS games this weekend…because we don’t pick and choose who we pick and choose!
NC State (-18) covers and beats Old Dominion.
Michigan (-28) over UNLV, just not by four TDs.
Michigan St (-26.5) wins and covers against the Air Force Academy.
Ohio St (-34.5) defeats Northern Illinois by less than five TDs.
Minnesota (-24) covers and defeats Kent St.
Wisconsin by more than the 34.5 point spread over Troy.
Kansas St (-9) easily over Louisiana Tech.
Oklahoma (-30) by more than 30 over Tulsa.
Oklahoma St (-24.5) by LESS than 25 over UTSA.
TCU (-38) wins and covers against SMU, despite SMU’s improvement this year.
Oregon (-45.5) over Georgia St plus 46; after losing last week, they’ll take it out on poor GSU.
Washington St (-25) over Wyoming. Normally, too close to give the points. But this is Mike Leach. Give’m.
Arizona (-28.5) over Northern Arizona, but take NAU and the points – they’re better than Wyoming is.
Arizona State (-28) wins but doesn’t cover against New Mexico.
Missouri (-20.5) by MORE than that over U Conn.
Mississippi St (-41) over Northwestern St? Take the over…
Tennessee (-41) by MORE than that over Western Carolina.
Vanderbilt (-46) over Austin Peay, and if they’ll ever win by 47, this is the game they’ll do it.
Texas A&M (-34) should rout Nevada by more than that.
UCF (-19) will win and cover against Furman. (Six tier difference – expect a blowout)
Tulane (-4) over Maine, by five or slightly more…
Buffalo (-2) over Florida Atlantic, and at two points, might as well give the points, too…
Ohio (-11) by a lot more than 11 over SE Louisiana.
Marshall (-38) should beat but not rout Norfolk State; they played ODU to two TDs last week.
Florida International (-25) does rout NC Central: Last week Duke laid 55 on them without a sweat.
Middle Tennessee (-19.5) wins and covers against Charlotte in their first “real” game of the year.
Akron (-36.5) gets the best of our beloved Savannah State. Win and cover.
Western Michigan (-22) wins but doesn’t cover against Murray State.
San Diego St (-17.5) by three TDs or more over South Alabama, who should be better than this…
Arkansas St (-17) wins and covers against Missouri St.
Georgia Southern (-12.5) has an easy weekend against The Citadel. Can’t believe Sagarin’s only 12.5!
Hawai’i (-23) defeats FCS UC Davis, but for old times’ sake let’s say the Aggies keep it close.

And finally, here are the FCS games we’re watching this weekend…
SE Missouri St (+8) upsets Indiana St.
North Dakota St (-28) defeats cross-state rival North Dakota, but we think NDSU’s not quite up to it, yet. Take the points.
Cal-Poly SLO (+1) in a mild upset over Northern Iowa.
We’re actually picking THREE Pioneer League teams to beat the spread this week! Unreal!...
Drake (+19.5) covers at South Dakota,
Dayton (+9) at least covers at home against Duquesne, and
Marist (+26) should stay within 26 of Sacred Heart Saturday!
Moving on, Western Illinois (+10) may not beat Coastal Carolina, but they should beat the spread.
Same with St. Francis (+18) going to nearby Youngstown St…
And the same for Montana St, 11-point ‘dogs to Eastern Washington on the “red”.
Montana heads across the country to play and win and cover (-2.5) at Liberty.
Southern Utah (-9) covers v. Northern Colorado.
Sacramento St (+3.5) at least covers and should upset Weber St.
Elon (+3) will upset North Carolina A&T.
New Hampshire (pick’m) defeats conference rival Stony Brook.
Charleston Southern (-14.5) shows East Tennessee St what a real FCS team looks like Thursday night!
Samford (-2) wins and covers against Southern Conference rival Chattanooga in a possible “early title” game!
Mercer (+1) mildly upsets Tennessee Tech on their turf.
Bryant (+1.5) starts Ivy League Brown’s season off with an upset loss.
Tennessee St (+27) keeps Jacksonville St in its sight, after JSU’s big game at Auburn last week. (JSU still wins, though.)
Alabama St (-2) covers at home against Grambling.
Southern (-10) covers at home against Jackson St.
BUT, Prairie View A&M (-5.5) fails to cover against Alabama A&M.

Finally, the IVY LEAGUE kicks off its season Saturday, and to celebrate, we’re picking against some of their teams! (Hey, they’re not warmed up yet, and their opponents are on game #3!)
Harvard (-22), the favorite AGAIN, should win but NOT cover at Rhode Island.
Lafayette (-0.5) wins against Princeton, and Lehigh (-5.5) covers hosting Penn.
Colgate (+3.5) at least covers against the Yalies, and Bucknell (-5.5) covers with ease over Cornell.
Last, and probably least, Columbia starts its winless campaign by losing at Fordham (-30.5).


AND REMEMBER, folks! These predictions are made for entertainment purposes only! If you're stupid enough to trust OUR judgment on territorial progress of grown men bashing into each other for the cheers of obese onlookers, that's on YOUR head, not ours! 

(But then again, who else would you trust? We're the only one predicting EVERY game in the NFL, FBS, CFL, and AFL this and every weekend! This week, that's 106 college games, and 128 in all!)

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